Church Of Doug

An alternative perspective to life.
Seeing the crowds, he went up on the mountain. And when he sat down, his disciples came to him. And he opened his mouth and taught them, saying:
  • Blessed are the poor in spirits: for theirs is the kingdom of sobriety.
  • Blessed are they who scorn: for they shall be contorted.
  • Blessed are the hackers: for they shall inherit the internet.
  • Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after games: for they shall be ever learning.
  • Blessed are the micro-managers: for they shall obtain failure.
  • Blessed are the pure in vision: for they shall see all.
  • Blessed are the people: for they shall be called the children of parents.
  • Blessed are they which are procurers, for goodness sake: for they have the joy of a worldly posessions.
  • Blessed are ye, when hackers shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for their sake.
  • Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your refreshment in this website: for so entertained were they, the readers which read this before you.